Arrange the halved jalapeños cut side down on a sheet pan. Broil on high, 4 to 6 inches from the element, for 5 to 8 minutes, until the skins are blackened in patches. Ventilate the kitchen. Transfer to a bowl, cover tightly, and steam for 10 minutes. Slip off the skins and chop into bite-size pieces. This can be done a day ahead.
10 ounces jalapeños
Add the diced beef bacon to a cold Dutch oven and set over medium heat. Render for 12 to 15 minutes, stirring occasionally, until crisp. The pot will be crowded, and it takes the full time. Remove with a slotted spoon to a paper-towel-lined plate. Pour off and reserve the fat, leaving the browned bits in the pot. Two packages render about 11 tablespoons (150 grams).
20 ounces Godshall's beef bacon
Return 4 tablespoons of the rendered beef bacon fat to the pot. Add the onion and cook for 6 to 8 minutes, until soft, scraping up the browned bits.
4 tablespoons rendered beef bacon fat, 1 large yellow onion
Add the diced jalapeños and cook for 2 to 3 minutes.
8 ounces jalapeños
Add the garlic, onion powder, garlic powder, smoked paprika, and black pepper. Cook for about 1 minute, stirring constantly, until fragrant.
12 cloves garlic, 1 teaspoon onion powder, 1 teaspoon garlic powder, ½ teaspoon smoked paprika
Sprinkle in the flour and stir constantly for 1 to 2 minutes, until it smells toasty. Do not let it brown.
½ cup all-purpose flour
Add a splash of the chicken stock and whisk until smooth, then whisk in the rest.
4 cups chicken stock
Add the potatoes, the chopped roasted jalapeños, and 2 teaspoons of the salt. Simmer gently, uncovered, for 12 to 15 minutes, until the potatoes are tender but still holding their shape. Taste. It should be a little hotter than you want the finished soup, but not painful.
1 ½ pounds Yukon Gold potatoes, 2 teaspoons kosher salt
Reduce the heat to low and stir in the milk. Add the cream cheese a few cubes at a time, stirring each addition in fully before adding more.
1 cup whole milk, 8 ounces cream cheese
Take the pot off the burner completely. Add the Monterey Jack and pepper jack in three handfuls, stirring until smooth. Never return the soup to a boil after the cheese goes in.
4 ounces Monterey Jack, 4 ounces pepper jack
Stir in about two-thirds of the crispy beef bacon, reserving the rest for topping.
Taste and add the remaining 1 teaspoon salt if needed, for 1 tablespoon total.
1 teaspoon kosher salt
Heat 4 tablespoons of the rendered beef bacon fat in a skillet over medium heat. Add the torn bread in a single layer and salt lightly. Toast, turning occasionally, until golden with crisp edges, about 5 to 8 minutes. Go by color, not the clock. To save time, you can toast the croutons while the potatoes simmer.
4 tablespoons rendered beef bacon fat, 5 ounces bread, Generous pinch of salt
Serve topped with crispy beef bacon, pickled jalapeño rounds, a little grated cheese, and croutons. Add the croutons at the table, not in the pot, because they soften fast.
Reserved crispy beef bacon, Pickled jalapeño rounds, Grated Monterey Jack or pepper jack, Croutons